I've just entered the Brunswick Gallery's Small Works exhibition; essentially on the proviso that all works will be accepted. So, just like Marcel, I'm entering a readymade sculpture. It's a piece of house cladding and I've called it 'Readymade after Marcel.' It won't win anything, nor will it be sold but it will HAVE to be accepted for exhibition, because the conditions of entry say so.
This should be quite amusing.